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Friday, 08 June 2007

towlie 003 My lifes been on the upswing lately and i owe it all to my paper towels. Paying no attention to the design when i purchased them little did i know they were printed with the most wonderful positive affirmations ever! Thank you paper towels, thank you!

Live Love Laugh, i never would have thought of this on my own. These towels make cleaning up hairballs a pleasure. My heart skips a beat In anticipation of reading the next single ply sheet when i hear Frankie hacking.

Copy of towlie 002 This one is extremely awesome and inspiring. I cant wait for roomie to spill coffee all over the floor in front of the fridge while he gets the creamer out. Yes Paper Towels I'm reaching I'm reaching Baby!

These illustrations are strangely reminiscent of these.
I wonder if its the same artiste.

towlie 002

I can almost imagine some Disney Princess singing this. How beautiful. I used this towel to dab my tears of joy as I realized the towels were telling me someday Clooney would be mine, all mine. California here I come.

towlie 001

I actually danced as this towel made cleaning the bathroom an amazing experience.

I hope I'm not bragging about being a high school graduate too much lately but I did go to a career counselor after I graduated. I'm so angry about all these wasted years. That bastard suggested I become a lawyer, which ruined any further career aspirations for me. Imagine how different my life might have become if he would have said Paper Towel Design and maybe Chip Bag Illustrations.

Well its not too late. I stayed up all night designing my own line. Since Positive Affirmations are already taken I made mine So-So Affirmations. Think I'm a natural.

tree

heart

reach

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/08/07 03:38 | link | comments (15) |

Comments:

#1 08 June 2007 - 03:44

Fucking hilarious!

Hey, the puppy looks like Lily!

Leigh

#2 08 June 2007 - 04:27

howard

#3 08 June 2007 - 05:09

Jinx! I have the napkin version. This one right here says "Smile often, just for the fun of it!" Sure, why not?!

DARE, to live well!

Everything I know I learned from Bounty napkins.

AmericanGirl

#4 08 June 2007 - 05:17

Hahahaha! I wish it was on toilet paper! Live life to the fullest! Oh yes. Live life to the fullest indeed!

Yoshick

#5 08 June 2007 - 07:00

It's all true, Rusty. When life is crushing me underfoot like a rabid bovine, I frequently turn to household cleaning products and Tostitos for inspiration. Follow the plan. Live (you've probably been doing that already). Love (you know, with a guy). Laugh (Family Circle cartoons always do it for me). Priceless wisdom, right there on a towel. You're very lucky.

coopergreen

#6 08 June 2007 - 07:20

I meant Family Circus, of course. There's nothing the least bit funny about Family Circle.

coopergreen

#7 08 June 2007 - 09:02

i'll take six rolls of the paper towels you designed.

hahahah@ yoshick: TP!!!! hahahaha

one

#8 08 June 2007 - 10:36

That's it. You're my official hero.

maybeknott

#9 08 June 2007 - 10:37

Dammit, I should have said sponsor.

But then you'd have to give me money.

Okay, hero.

maybeknott

#10 08 June 2007 - 12:45

Oh I'm so bad. I want toilet paper with the faces of those lovers who cheated on me.

But, I'll take the happy sayings. In fact, I think I'll go look for them today!

alohalani

#11 09 June 2007 - 06:22

So if you don't do it, who's going to design the paper towels, napkins or tp with the sarcastic comments: e.g. "clean up your own mess, cat" [or guy, or ...] I'm sure you can improve on that. Love the post.