Its official because my new job says so,  I have a personality and behavior.  Yes,  i passed their 90 question p & b  hiring pretest.  You know the kind, choose one dot on the scale anywhere between strongly agree to strongly disagree.

I've taken these riveting and highly accurate tests before where they've dealt with how much i think its acceptable to steal but this particular test was heavy on the how i handle stress, anger and wanting to beat the crap out of my co-workers.  There wasnt a dot to check for  "I post what an asshole they are on my blog."

 hmmmmm what are they trying to tell me....

It's not the Post Office.  The Post Office was hiring for a temporary rural route carrier.  On the application they were going to ask the history of the last 10 years of my life.

I went thru filling out that prior 10 yr history shit  on another application, it took me an hour and i even left some stuff out.

As far as i can recall, since 1996 theres been 10 jobs in 4 states and 10 different residences.  i think  they held it against me.   The PO job was temporary and so am i,  i could have been the best contender but know how the man thinks so i didnt even bother.

All my hot fun in the summertime is over.   I start my new w&%k today.   i think i can.  i think i can.

If this job doesnt work out i will buy a push-up bra (actually i think at 41,  they're called hoist-up) and look for the perfect bartending/waiter gig so i can rake in the big bucks from the generous tourons. 

I'm a bit cosmetically challenged now anyway and need a few weeks for things to grow out.  Between my eyelash curler breaking and chopping off the top half of 1/3 of my lashes over my left eye and a home haircut when it was sweltering things arent looking too pretty at the moment.

posted by: rustymadgal at 07/20/06 02:55 | link | comments (5) |

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#1  20 July 2006 - 11:30

 

Good luck!

I hate those personality tests. So what if someone lies and then they end up stealing from their employer? How great is the test then?

jennybird

#2  20 July 2006 - 16:31

 

oh i wish you'd post a pic of your eyelashes - not. Good luck with the job - and I hate that kind of test, too. Wonder if anyone likes them - even those who write them?

Mo'nonymous

#3  20 July 2006 - 16:45

 

hope it doesn't suck TOO much. sorry about your eyelashes - wah!

one

#4  21 July 2006 - 02:18

 

so? what do you actually DO at this new job? do you work alone in a cubicle, behind a glass window, in an open space, in and around the water cooler? curious minds yearn to know.

howard

#5  21 July 2006 - 05:14

 

if i make it theres going to be way toooo much gold in this job not to reveal what it is.

rustymadgal

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