Who says there arent any bargains left?

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/19/08 11:30 | link | comments (6) |

The neighbors had company. 


Cavedog loves the other dogs more than they love him.  He's obnoxious and doesnt let up playing and chewing on them when they want to rest.  They all know he's afraid to go in my neighbors house or behind the shed so when he gets to be too wild they hide leaving him behind crying. 

Just like that poor weird funny smelling kid  your mom made you invite to your birthday party in the fifth grade.

I havent been blogging since going back to w#@k .  This job gives me absolutely no material. 

Unless you want to hear about how my new boss made me sit on the porch and drink beer last Friday and enjoy the sunshine (on the clock), consistently offers sweets or how hes forcing me to  consume even more beer and go to an outdoor concert next month.   That bastard, the nerve of some people.

I have seriously lucked out into the job of a lifetime.   The last 6 years have been such an intensive w$#k hell I didnt think I could ever let my w$#K guard down this quickly.  All the crazies are always on their best behavior when somebody new starts but this environment isnt a mirage.  Its really healthy and good and obviously noncorporate America.   No evil HR, handbook or posters.

Its almost but not really like a lottery win.   My head doesnt hurt,  I'm not cussing and whining the whole drive in, I can even cuss during w$#k for fun!  This is truly amazing, its been way too many years since lifes been this easy and I am enjoying the ride.  Its exactly the way it should be.












I dont want to lose my edge though.  The non-canine/finally-being- treated-decently-job part of the World still suck.   Been trying to think of things that piss me off besides hate mongering under the guise of God Mo'douche bags lest I forget my humble Trailer Park beginnings.  Bliss ninny is so not my style.

Its a lame list  but its a start. 


Reminders that the world is a cold stupid ugly ruthless cruel place

• How can a Musical Universe that can produce Bon Jovi, produce this song?

The only thing worse I can think of would be if cable only showed The Nanny reruns.

• Hyphen-ated names.  Dumb!  Pick one or pick the other.  Let a last name go.  If it comes back to you, use it as your middle name reducing your hy-phen footprint 98%.  The polar bears will thank you.  Hell, I'm on my third last name and never been married.   Change is good.
  

• Our new neighbors.  Roomie has named them the Loudenphats.   They dont speak at a normal level. They shout and spend their days wandering around their new front yard already junked up with tires and toys, bellowing into their cell phones.  Evenings are spent hanging out on the front porch with all their friends.  Window rattling, soul vibrating bass blaring from the car thats parked in the front yard.  Happy days are here again.

• Buying feminine protection.   I dont even know what to call it these days.  Back in the dark ages when we used to only have gym shoes or tennis shoes it would have been plainly called maxi pads but now its gotten complicated.
  

          So many choices, even after carefully reading the pretty floral package that makes the
           hormonal cheese grating of my uterine lining every month festive and girly I inadvertently
           came home with a pack that proudly boasted  "Now With Wings" .

            I  HATE the Wings!  Three total pieces of tape and needing a laser guided                                   measuring tool to perfectly line everything  up make the "Now With Wings" way too
             much for my short attention span and someday encroaching menopause.

             The next trip to the store I scanned the 6 shelves of F.P. making sure my purchase didnt
             fly the "NWW' banner.  Satisfied until I got home and found out I inadvertently forgot to
             make sure they also werent "Extra Long".   "Extra Long" is just as bad as "Now With
              Wings."  Unless my back gets cold or I'm suffering from nose bleeds or stigmata keep   
              those things away from me.

Now back to my regularly scheduled day off.

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/16/08 13:12 | link | comments (11) |