The sweetest story ever.  Make sure to watch the video.

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/29/07 03:12 | link | comments (7) |

 
Obviously The Princess missed the Casual Friday memo.

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/29/07 02:32 | link | comments (6) |

Cat got your tail?









Its as hot here as these poor furry bastards look.  The Princess loves to hang out by her big brother.  Since he's a short timer here on earth he's on the unlimited treat program.  She tries to benefit as well.






I've never seen a cat do this but that light blue pillow was mine.  Its terry cloth and fluffy and can be thrown in the washer.  Was mine until Frankie decided to claim it as his gf and make sweet love to it daily.  Now its his.  It scares me to think about how long I may have been using it while their romance was still a secret.






Sonny with his daily cup of Frosty Paws ice cream for dogs.  Have to watch him or he eats the cardboard cup too hes so senile.   The groomers out of the question with his health so its been 9 months since his last shower and shave.  He smells like it too.  Poor baby.









Finally got my refund from the eBay guy in Toronto.  He did get the DVDs back.  He shorted me $20 because he said Customs charged him $22.  He said I didnt write Return on the label.  I told him when i mailed them weeks ago I addressed it just like he did. He never said write Return.  I'm only an Ebay buyer not seller.  WTF!

  I also had to buy a mailer and pay  an extra $6 to mail them back.  Paypal says his check still has to clear but as soon as it does I'm writing him back that I'm not the International Video Pirate, he is, why should this mess cost me 30 bucks?  I'm sure he thinks that as an American I'm lazy sloppy and rich, not to mention stupid, but he's forgetting along those lines that would also make me violent and gun toting.  Pay up fool before I open up a can of poutine on yo ass!

At least this took my mind off my bad hair.  I am too lazy and sloppy to go get it fixed. 

 Warning, back away from the blogger, shes got cramps!!!!

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/27/07 16:42 | link | comments (7) |

They won't even stop for red lights.
























Why would someone think they would obey this?

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/26/07 23:50 | link | comments (6) |

Day 3 of my oh so rotten haircolor.  Yes, its this bad, the photos in the previous post dont quite show the true awfulness.

  I cringe just looking in the mirror, usually  my incoming eye wrinkles cause that reaction but i cant take this haircolor.  I've tried the last few days to find something good about the highlights.   This is so trivial but it is so offensive.

 I keep seeing Doris, our doctors receptionist when I was a kid.  She had that frosted 70's do held fast with the Aquanet helmet.  She also talked through her nose, loved to gossip and wore her glasses on a chain.  Yes, I'm 42 but i dont want to be Doris!

The obvious solution would be to go back to my hairdresser.  I hate to be a whiner, I did say yes to the blonde highlights.  And I have known her for years, used to w#@k with her, so I'm looking for another way to deal other than dropping a quick 10 lbs and trying to pass it off as Heroin Chic.   Only someone very high would think this look is good.

I just would like to darken down the blonde streaks, some of which have an orange hue but I have never dyed my hair on my own.  Have no clue.  If possible i would just like to be able to paint and foil over the blonde streaks.  The red she also used also has that pukey purple hue but red does fade quickly.



Clairol has a live chat line but just as this woman was about to give me a solution my stupid Dell crashed.  She kept asking if my natural hair color was more chocolate or coffee bean.  Once someone mentions chocolate I have a hard time thinking of anything else.  Besides coffee and chocolates come in many different shades, dont think we were on the same page.  









I just hope Clooney doesnt call before this mess grows out.  I just saw Oceans 13 and he is still beautiful.












Of course none of this will matter when I end up in prison.  A few months back I bought The Trailer Park Boys series off Ebay from some dude in Toronto.   It took a few weeks to arrive but before the DVDs even got here he asked me to mail them back.  Seems he just  "discovered" they were bootleg.  Someone must have raised a fuss.

I agreed and when they came it was obvious they were homemade.  We did watch them and they played fine but the pictures printed on the discs were all faded with a red tint.  So i mailed them back  to get my promised refund.  I labeled the package just like he did to get through Customs.  Used Dvds, gift, under $25.  The Trailer Park Boys are petty criminals who always get caught and go to jail, so bootleg DVDs seem fitting.

Been waiting and waiting, nothing.  I glanced at the Paypal rules and there is a 45 day limit to submit a dispute.  This dude and i have been in communication, he did close his eBay acct but seems honest enough so i didnt raise a stink.

 He just mailed me last night that he hasnt received the DVDs yet, its been a long long time, but he will refund my money anyway this week.  Over $100.  He thinks they are held up in Customs, which now it looks like I'm sending illegal copies over international borders.  Just waiting for Interpol to come banging on the trailer door.  Except for the paycheck prison wont be much different than my job.

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/21/07 15:37 | link | comments (13) |

I'm going to be living in fear for the next few months.  Some late 80's Hair Band may call and want their look back. 

 She did it to me this time.  The effect is much more dramatic head on, two perfectly centered blonde sprouts on top of my head.  Cant decide if they look like wings or walrus whiskers.  





At least  she only nuked the short layers in front , they'll grow out soon.  Until then its really lacking something.





There, thats so much better.












Nothing really to cry about.  I did fair much better than my poor cow brother turned hotel lobby objet d'art hairball.












The tent (under $10 at Target) is still the hotspot around here.  Like most kids usually they like the box better.  The Princess finally allowed Frankie to come in without beating the crap out of him.

posted by: rustymadgal at 06/19/07 17:09 | link | comments (7) |

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